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Nov 16 07 5:03 PM
Nov 16 07 6:41 PM
Nov 19 07 9:00 PM
Before the season is even over, you'll have the girls in the office grobanized, Pammie! Most everyone I know wants to buy Josh's new NOEL.
Quote:"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted." ~ Mae West
Quote:Let's talk about music. Can we do That? Maybe rock, maybe roll. Your music, my music, and their music. Whatever you're hearing, you have to admit it's in your ears ALWAYS and sometimes it's in your soul, sometimes it's punching you in the back bone and makin' it hard for you to breathe. Take a breath - a deep one. I want to talk about MUSIC.
Nov 19 07 11:48 PM
Nov 23 07 7:07 PM
Nov 26 07 4:30 PM
Just fresh out of limericks right now. How about a few rhymes?
If you write us a message, please don't be too brief.
Or after we read it we'll ask... "Where's the BEEF?"
And please don't be distant, we want you up close...
Like where we can see all the hairs in your nose!
If we could just meet you or read what you write,
We'd be thrilled and would have one heck of a night!
Don't worry, we won't run fingers through your hair...
And we promise not to stick them in your underwear...lol!
Show us your light side - and a little dark ,
Let us see the Josh who walks his puppy in the park.
Let us see the humble guy who's surely not a snob,
We know you're fun & games with a twist like Sideshow Bob.
Until then we will stare at your billboard that is HUGE,
Promoting NOEL - from that we know you're not a Scrooge.
Hehe, your sinister side knows you will raise HAVOC...
Cuz your sexy image by the freeway is gonna stop traffic!!!
Oh come let us see you here, cause Josh, we've been faithful,
Please give us a few crumbs that have fallen from your table.
Show us from around the world how friendly is your soul...
We've been good this year and don't deserve a lump of coal!
~Cyndi / PensivePoet winky, winky!
Dec 12 07 12:31 PM
Dec 31 07 6:47 PM
Josh will be here soon, I am guessing
To wish Happy new year and give a blessing
to those who admire him
and those who desire him
Who wish with his hair they were messing.
Not the best, but then I am being rushed to get off the computer.
More later maybe. Gotta go celebrate....
Jan 2 08 12:45 PM
Jan 10 08 10:32 PM
Jan 11 08 10:11 AM
Thought I'd take a crack at this
I wrote this poem for all the love sick grobbies..
Heart of mine,
What has happened to me?
Your veins are pumping
Your vessels are thumping,
Could this be..
A heart attack?
Or has a stroke of love become your plea?
Oh somebody help me!
This thing, this being, this feeling
Has caused this roaming heart to be steady.
Who knew crayola brown eyes could do such a thing?
Am I done for? Is this it?
Cannot even the doctors in the best clinics give the antibiotic?
I need the antidote quickly, swiftly,
Stop this heart of mine of beating so rapidly.
It carries on about a man,
Who knows where this will take me!
Stop your whining I say!
But even my logic cannot stop my dreaming.
Fine then love, try to take advantage of me,
But I will not let go,
Even when you are sick of me.
I love poetry!
I've enjoyed reading all of yours. Keep it comin!
Jan 12 08 6:34 PM
Jan 12 08 11:17 PM
So the other night I was home alone, baking away.
I made cookies, cheesecake, and a chocolate soufflé.
I was jamming my way through the the lush sounds of Michael buble
when suddenly there was a knock at the door, and I heard a mans voice say,
"Hey it's me, will you let me in?"
I crept slowly to the door, look out the peephole, and saw an old
As I opened the door a smile crept up my face, "Josh, how've
you been? Long time no see!"
"I know, I know," he muttered, "Sorry but for the time
being I'm free."
He followed his nose and found himself a seat.
"Homemade goodies! Just for me? You're so
"Umm.. actually," I started, but then he
"You know, that Michael Buble's got it all
with a full mouth he continued, "I hate this
I rolled my eyes and made my way to the fridge.
Then he stopped me, held my hand, and asked for a beverage.
Later that evening, after he finished off my Snickerdoodle Cookies
We played guitar hero, mortal combat, and a little Super Mario
And yes, if you ask, he'll say that he won.
Truth is, he got beat down, and cried like the three little pigs all
the way home.
Anyway, after that, we watched a lifetime movie
Titled, "Love me, love me not," and I could see his eyes
I put my hand on his shoulder and asked if he was
He wiped his cheeks then in a deep voice answered,
"Oh yeah, just got something in my eye."
Finally 2 am rolled around, and I could feel my eyes
"Josh," I said, "Don't you think it's time you
He sat excitedly on my living room floor,
In front of the tube, playing grand theft auto.
He seemed to not hear, and I eventually fell asleep.
He must've been there all night cause he ate all my treats!
I awoke the next morning to a note on my fridge,
Thanks for the dinner, the movie, and a night without
I'll be seeing ya soon but for now I'm off to the studio
to make my version of rappers delight.
By the way I'm just wondering,
Jan 14 08 3:38 PM
By the way I'm just
wondering,Who drew that mustache on your face? Not I."
By the way I'm just
One morn t'was a welcome surprise
Waiting to greet fans' sleepy eyes
In the dark of the night
While the stars shone bright...
With his fans Josh renewed his ties.
Jan 24 08 12:04 PM
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Feb 17 08 5:30 PM
Masculine adornment - never mind,
Keep your eyes off his cute behind!
Ignore his dark curls,
Now let's be good girls...
And to his good looks just be blind.
Feb 19 08 10:37 PM
Pammie! Those really did make me LOL, haha.
Will have to write some limericks tomorrow.
Tonight I cannot think of any complete ones, they all are missing the last line.
Four lines I can write just fine,
But my brain stops before the last line!
Like a punch line missing
Or a hug without kissing
Hmmm, let's see......
Is a good New York steak without wine.
Mar 25 08 5:02 PM
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